LETTER FROM THE EDITORS

Here at the world headquarters of The SAIS Observer, we’d like to take this opportunity to address a matter that has become of great concern to us. While we initially welcomed the overwhelmingly enthusiastic responses to our last issue, we were, frankly, completely unprepared for the continuing mayhem.

Dozens of would-be Observer writers flooded our gmail box with desperate pleas to have their names and articles published on these immortal pages. They have shown initiative — at times bordering on sheer aggressiveness — in pitching story ideas and photo opportunities. They have pulled strings, called in favors, and even — dare we say it — stalked us on facebook, all for the sake of getting that coveted front-page headline or page-six spread.

While a certain assertiveness is of course necessary for all aspiring journalists, we believe the situation has gone too far. In the interests of our writers, our readers, and our sanity, we wish to lay down some ground rules that we believe will make the whole creative process a more pleasurable and fulfilling experience for all.

First, from this point forward, all potential story ideas should include an executive summary, presented at least five days before the submission deadline, detailing the story’s relevance to the SAIS community. We appreciate the hard work and enterprising spirit that went into articles on Guatemalan drug smugglers, Brangelina’s wedding plans, and David Michael’s recently released public schedules. However, ultimately we are looking for content more tailored to our discerning readers.

Second, we hope that all student writers put their reporting in the proper context. While we are of course honored that so many of you ignored your midterm review sessions, paper deadlines, and spring break plans to write Observer articles, we urge you to not forget your studies. And remember, if you fail out of your classes you will no longer be eligible to write.

Finally, to winnow the crowd of enthusiastic writers to a more manageable number, we will shortly be posting an online application. This will be required of all future writers, and must include a short biographical essay, resume, clips, and official transcripts, as well as academic and personal references.

We look forward to receiving your applications, and to working further with our staff of zealous writers.

In the meantime, all you have to do is enjoy this issue, and guess which stories are April Fool’s!