March 2007
THE WOLFOWITZ PAPERS

The editors of the SAIS Observer have obtained certain documents casting an irregular shadow on the career and tenure of former Dean and current President of the World Bank Paul Wolfowitz.

The papers (pictured above) were acquired through a series of back alley (mostly legal) transactions from a source who will be henceforth referred to as Sore Throat. A thorough reading of these documents has raised several personal and professional questions about the former Deputy Secretary of Defense among the staff of the SAIS Observer and will assuredly be a topic of controversy and discussion throughout the broader student body.

Among the questions we hope to have answered are: Has he already cashed his biggest paycheck? What is his ultimate hangover remedy? Why shouldn’t he dress like his favorite actor (unless it is Patrick Dempsey)?

Our editorial staff will not rest until we find and publish an answer to these vital questions.

See you after Spring Break.